Lindsay Meadows

• She has a flower tattoo on her left shoulder and a starburst on the top right of her outer thigh.
• She was the first female born in her family in 52 years.
• If she were invisible for a day, she would want to go to George Bush’s house to watch him masturbate.
• She lived a hippie lifestyle at home in Ohio including not shaving any hair off her body, smoking an abundance of marijuana and attending live music performances on a regular basis.
• Her punishment for misbehavior as a kid was hauling drywall.